Updated checklist

Ok, so far on the checklist we have
  1. Own Teeth
  2. Nice Hair
The next that has to be added is about skin art.

3. No Tattoos

I think that this might be the first controversial one.  I want to go on the record right now.  I DON’T LIKE TATTOOS.
What possesses young attractive girls to have a large picture of a slightly disabled looking dolphin or chinese letter that say “spring rolls” or the name of their first three husbands drawn or written across their skin.
It is like a child writing on their hand with a biro in class only the biro doesn’t come off.

Lower back, calfs, arms, chests, neck.  It doesn’t matter. I think that it looks trashy. There, I said it. Do people not realise the image that they send.  Maybe they look ok when you are 20, ok’ish when you are 30 but by the time you are 40 they look like you are simply hiding varicose veins.
I will provide two tiny glimmer of hopes. A tattoo that is smaller than a 50p piece, somewhere that is not visible when wearing normal clothes would be ok.  I still won’t like it, but i could cope.
The other is a set of olympic rings on the shoulder of someone who won a gold medal at the olympics might be ok…

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