So I have found some new applications that hopefully are slightly less scary than Tinder. (only slightly, and may more for other reasons).
The first thing about to understand is that all the applications are free. but they are not really free. In fact they are nowhere near free. They say free, they don’t even mention paying but they don’t work unless your do.
Applications have different way of dealing with this, but none show you what it is until you have filled in 25,000 questions about yourself, your partner, your job, holidays, house, family, pets, car, barber, next door neighbour, first sexual partner, preference for politics, film, books, music, travel, partner (again), likes, dislikes…..
And then they hit you. Thanks for the information but now you can’t…..
1. See any message from someone else. Send as many as you like, but unless you pay, no response
2. Send any message to anyone else. You can recieve as many as you like but no pay, no send
3. See anyone elses photo. Want to know if it is Giselle or The woman from Total recall who’s head explodes, then you need to pay
4. Say you like anyone. You can look, but unless you pay no like.
5. Send more than one message every century. Oh, you said you liked someone in 1997, if you want to tell someone else, then pay.
6. Recall a message, or a delete. You send a message to Hannabel Lector by mistake with your phone number, well if you want to stop it you have to pay.
7. Delete a match. Yes, that person who looked lovely but turned out to be a racist hate bag can not be removed from your connections…..unless you pay.
Now lets talk about paying. One of fee. Don’t be silly. Monthly – cancel anytime, after all, if you meet someone who is the love of your life you don’t need a subscription to sexyvixens.com any more, but the catch….monthly payments 12 months in advance. They have you by the short and curlies.
Oh, and the subscription. it will only unlock one small part of the app. You want more, you want Pro features (makes it sound like a postitution application) then there is more to pay.
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