Updated checklist

Ok, so far on the checklist we have
  1. Own Teeth
  2. Nice Hair
The next that has to be added is about skin art.

3. No Tattoos

I think that this might be the first controversial one.  I want to go on the record right now.  I DON’T LIKE TATTOOS.
What possesses young attractive girls to have a large picture of a slightly disabled looking dolphin or chinese letter that say “spring rolls” or the name of their first three husbands drawn or written across their skin.
It is like a child writing on their hand with a biro in class only the biro doesn’t come off.

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